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*****I have a lot of friends-only posts, so what you see is not what you get.*****

Gender: Female
Orientation: Straight
Country of Residence: United States

I live in Washington State. If you feel the need to know more about my whereabouts, hack into the FBI database, because I'm not going to tell you. :D

I'm Christian, but if you're not, that doesn't bother me. I'm straight, but if you're not, that doesn't bother me either. In fact, it would take a lot for me not to add you. Just comment. Ask. I love you, really. Some good tips if you want to be my LJ buddy:

1. Learn how to type, pretty please? I don't mind if you write and don't go over to spell check, or forget to capitalize, or even use "teh" in excess. Just please remember that English is wrttn wth vwls, CAPS LOCK MEANS YOU'RE SHOUTING IN MY POOR EAR, exclamation points can be abused!!!!!!!!!!, and that it's sorta irritating to read things tYpEd LiKe ThIs.

2. The world extends beyond your boyfriend/girlfriend. Moderation is key, my dear, and if that really is ALL you talk about, I'm sorry if I don't share your love for your cuddly-wuddly-kins. However, I am prone to talk about boys in excess. You are warned.

3. Please don't attack me or my religion or my views. I believe what I believe, you believe what you believe. If you're constantly posting about how much you hate Christians or certaing political parties or whatever your mind chooses, I'm going to get fed up. I'll unfriend you, and since I'm such a horrible person anyhow, I'm sure you won't mind.

4. I'm a bit loud. I also type a lot. I have lapses in judgment, I talk about boys and school and whatever other obsession I may have that week. I get deep a little, but not a lot of philosophy will pop up in my journal. I still enjoy reading yours, however, just don't think I'm not reading when I don't comment. I just might not feel worthy of your deep ponderings.

5. I would love you if you had a warning/tag/LJ cut before sex talks. Just because, well, it would be nice. I'm not afraid to help you with any medical or reproductive terrors you may encounter should you post about it, but I would love to be able to skip the vivid description of your recent orgasm. Really.

6. I like you. I really do enjoy reading about your life and your problems, due to some odd thing called empathy in my human mind. Don't be afraid to post about how McDonald's was all out of Chicken McNuggets when you came and that totally sucked, or how your shoelaces just would not stay tied. If you care about it, then I'll do my best to care about it as well. No detail too small to be considered part of life, right?


All in all, I probably think you're pretty cool. Care to be my LJ buddy?


Love, Raechel of the great and mystical land of underwater pumpkin ballets

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